Сценарий мюзикла по мотивам компьютерной игры «PORTAL2»
Песня Уитли
1.Wheatley (speak-singing)
Oh, oh, no, this isn’t good.
I don’t think that should be flashing here!
Oh, oh, no that sounds alarming
It isn’t right, so let there be light
Let’s wake up this place, get thinks back on pace
I’m going to find a way out of there
So-oh-oh, just wake the girl cus’
It’s time to start testing, I fear!
Припев (с турелями):
Good morning, Aperture!
Though you’ve seen better days, I’m sure
If my dreams will e’er come true
This is something I have to do!
Good morning, Aperture!
And if she can prove to be the cure,
Maybe we two will succeed
She and I’ll be free!
W. I care for this place
I care for you folk
My life has a meaning, I’m not a joke
But now the facility’s falling apart
The tests are still waiting so you’d better start!
Турели: You’d better start!
Припев (с турелями)
Welcome to Aperture!
And if we can just skirt ‘round Her,
Everything will be A-OK
Follow me now – don’t go that way!
Good morning Aperture!
We’ll succeed ‘cause our hearts are pure
Soon enough we will both be free (2р)
Come along with me! (3р)
W. Anyway pop a portal on the wall behind me there and we’ll get going. (Челл ставит порталы, меняются) We need to get out of here. Okay, I’m gonna lay something on you.
Uh.. They told me never, ever, EVER to disengage myself from my management rail. (Выходят модули). See we cores are never supposed to disengage from these unless it’s a very big production number or we will die! But, you know we’re out of options here, So, uh, maybe…
Space. Gonna go to space!
A. Huh-ha , I guess.
S. I. Love. Space. Gonna go to space! Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me? Better buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.
A. Whatever!
F. 13% of people believe the moon is made of cheese. It is actually made of yogurt and broken dreams.
W. Can you get ready to catch me on the of chance I don’t die the moment I pop of this thing?
S. Space Team! Gonna build a space ship!
W. Okay, I’m seriously ready to take my chances.
S. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper. AAA! The Big Dipper. Space!
A. Oh my god, space.. You should have said something, we all had no idea.
F. In. Ancient. Egypt. They would bury the Pharaohs with their arms crossed due to a popular belief that there were countless slides in the afterlife!
A. That don’t make a lick of …
F. 89% of magic tricks are not magic technically they’re sorcery!
A. Now i think we should…
F. Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as humans.
A. You ever notice nobody stops what they’re doing to listen? It’s cause they don’t care.
F. Fact core is always right.
A. Say one thing. One. Useful thing I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing. Remotely applicable. To anything. At all.
F. The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.
S. Heeh…
F. Fact Sphere is a good person.
AD. Shay’dup.
S. Hey.
F. You could stand to lose a few pounds.
S. HEEY! I love space.
A. (Космосу) There’s nothing in space. That’s why they call it SPACE.
F. Warning! Sphere corruption at 20%!
S. Hey… hey… hey… Hey!
A. Okay , nononoooooo! Stop stop stop stop! (шепчет) We get it. OK. It’s space! (громче) With you! In it! We all get it!
S. Space! (затыкает рот ладонью)
A. Come on… here we go… aaand two…
Space: SPACE!
Wheatley: O-ok! You-you-you know what? I’m gonna do this get ready to catch me! On the count of three, okay? Okay. One! Two! Three! (пытается оторваться от рельс)
A. Yeah, see he’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
W. Safety first, mate! That’s all this is!
A. Yeah , yeah, of course, of course…
F. Falling from a great height is the cause of death in 99% of people. The other 1% die from raptor attaks.
S. Eee… Go to space!
W. Okay ,okay, you know what, you know what? Going on three gives you too much time to think, Let’s uh, let’s just go on one! This time. Okay? Ready? Catch me! Catch me! Catch me! Catch me! Catch me! Catch me! Catch me! (падает на пол) Oooh. Aaaaaaah… I…am…not…dead? HAH! I’m not dead! Brilliant!
F. Woah-woah-woah! 100% of dead people don't think they're dead!
W. Ah- Ooh!
Ad. (к Челл) Wow. You look good in that jumpsuit. I mean you are beautiful! в сторону) Always time ta… compliment a pretty lady fellas… (к Челл) Anyways they call me Rick, they call me that cus , well… Its my name. Say, do ya need my help?
W. No need! No need! I’m helping!
Ad. (всем)… Riiiiiight, well back to work fellas. Uh… Wilson..
W. Weatly!
Ad. Just… keep on doin’ whatever is that you… do.
W. (к Челл) Ohnonono, don’t leave me there with them. Let me come with you! Like I said, I can help you! We’ll be like a regular Bonnie and Clyde! Except maybe not criminals so much. Oh, n-no, we’ll be like Rose! And the Doctor! (в зал) I’d be a brilliant Rose!
Space. (смеется)
W. Okay, We need to get out of here And you have a lot of test chambers to pass through on your way out. And we’ll get out.
A. Wow. She really is in trouble.
W. Shut it! I think you should start testing best you can. But you can start by saying “Apple” for my scan.
(Челл прыгает)
W. No… no. Apple? Aaapple? It’s not a big word! I’ll use it in a sentence, um
“Mmm, this apple’s crunchy”. Not even asking for the whole sentence, just ‘apple’. (истерично) Oh heavens, like it’s hard?!
A. I think you picked a bad example.
Chell: Apple!
(все 4 модуля испугались)
W. Oh you can talk! How relieving! All right, fine. Ok, this way, this way…
S. Gonna go to space?
W. Yes hello, space indeed mate! (к Челл) No we’re not stopping.
S. Space?
W. Uh, keep moving, don’t make eye contact whatever you do
S. Hale Bopp!
W. No no! keep moving, keep moving
S. Gonna build a space ship?
W. GOODBYE FOREVER!
(Уходят)
(Челл и Уитли выходят снова)
W. Ok, We are gonna have to go through Her chamber. Aaand she will probably kill us. (ходят по сцене) Ok. Do not touch anything, all right? Do not. Touch. Anything. (За сценой) Let there be light. Oh! Look! Lights! Well then! Hah!
(Mechanical voice) Full Aperture Lab system reset commencing
W. Wait, what button was that?!
(Mechanical voice) Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System.
W. Okay, okay, don’t panic! Okay, there’s a password! You know, I’ll just hack it. It’ll be fine!
(Mechanical voice) Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. Reactivation commencing
Wheatley: A A A A A A A… Okay, Uh… A A A A A A A A… C?
(к прыгающей Челл): Stop jumping , it’s probably not “Apple”, okay! Uм.. A A A B C D?..
(Mechanical voice) Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. Reactivation complete
(ГЛаДОС оживает)
I’M ALIVE!
W. Hello!
G. (Челл) It’s been a long time…
W. (Челл) Wait, you know her??
G. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead… you know… after you murdered me!
W. (Челл) You did WHAT?? (кидается к ней, но Гладос его хватает за шею)
G. (Челл) You monster. (отпускает Уитли, тот падает на сцену) But I know you really love to test. I love it too!
W. No-no-no, she doesn’t need to test!!
G. Ok, I help you. (Поёт)
I admit that in the past I tried to kill you
But it hurt me then they said I was a glitch!
But that’s long since down the road
I’ve fixed up all my code
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch! True? Yes!
See, I have some small experience with science
It’s an interest that I always have possessed
Which is why I must insist
That I use it to assist
The people that we bring in here to test!
Припев
Pathetic poor unfortunate subjects!
Restrained by me!
This one needing to be test
That one wants to be set free
And do I help them? We’ll see!
Those poor unfortunate subjects!
In orange, in blue!
They come flocking to my chambers, crying
(модули) «Test us, GlaDOS, please!»
And I help them. Sure I do!
Текст
Are you ready?
W. But how could she possibly… !
G. You’ll have your brain… your portal gun… But don’t underestimate the power of NEUROTOXIN!
Припев
You poor unfortunate wretch!
Go ahead start you test!
You’re the only subject left to me
The rest all failed and died
So come on now, join the rest!
You poor unfortunate subject!
It’s me and you!
If you want to pass my test, you blimp,
your worries you must quell
(модулям) Space, Adventure, she’s MY subject now
I’m sending her to Heeeeell!
My poor unfortunate Chell…
(Гаснет свет. ГЛаДОС уходит)
Челл (поёт)
Testing is exhausting don't know where to go…
My endurance running low
and every time I try to shoot a portal
well, I am not quite a pro!
Turells: You know you killed her once before!
Chell Killed her once before and yet it is plain to see
I don't have a strategy!
W: Dear you’re our only hope to get free
Chell: Still, I think I must be
Припев: (все)
Under attack at Aperture Science!
Don't want to crack
I hate compliance!
Won’t somebody please hear my shout?
Come and open the lab,
end the test, let me out!
Under attack, I'm taking cover!
She’s on my track, I must discover
some way, somehow to stop her now
Chell: I have got to although I just don't know hoooooow!
Проигрыш
Припев: (все)
Under attack, i’ve got to win this!
I’ll pay Her back, She has no business
testing subjects until they die!
Gotta finish this now
‘cause I won’t say goodbye!
Under attack on this endeavor
She’s on my track GlaDOS is clever!
Thinking nothing can stop me now!
Should I want to i’m not sure I would know hoooooooooooooow…
(Все уходят)
(Выходят 3 турели. Поют)
1 к. (solo) Here in the dark Who cares what we do?
We’re all just turrets Designed to shoot you.
They built us with circuits To crush empathy
But here in the darkness we’re free.
2 к. (all) Don’t have to work, Don’t have to pretend,
That you are a target instead of a friend.
Don’t have to shoot at Whatever we see
But here in the darkness we’re free.
Припев: Later we know, We’ll be back on task.
We have to do Whatever he asks.
But until then We’re singing on key
Somewhere that’s just for we three!
3. The lighting is on now, Test ready and all.
Soon we’ll be painting Your blood on the wall.
We don’t really want to, But as you can see,
Just like you, we’re not yet free.
Just like you, we’re not yet… there you are!
(турели и Челл стреляют друг в друга. Турели убегают)
Челл и Уитли (поют)
Ch. I've never had a helper to guide me
«She’s self-reliant» that was the phrase.
The spark of conviction that’s burning inside me
once was an ember now it’s ablaaaaaze!
Припев: Suddenly Wheatley is standing beside me
He showed that he trusts me he leaped off his raaaaaail!
And through this confusion I've got him to guide me
if we work together than we can’t fail!
W. Please tell me, darling, you’re going to be clever!
Tell me you’ll get through these tests in our way!
Ch. All of Her chambers are harder than ever than ever!
But this is a game I've already plaaaaaaaaayd!
Припев:
Ch. Suddenly Wheatley! (W. Suddenly Wheatley!)
Ch. Is here provide me (W. here to provide you)
Ch. limited guidance (Well now, that’s grateful!)
Ch. to get through this floor! (W. It’s what I’m for!)
Ch. Finally, an ally (W. Right by your side, dear!)
Ch. standing (W. rolling) beside meeeeeee! (W. youuu!)
To face down that monster… (х4, Челл и Уитли чередуются)
Ch. Switch off nuerotoooooooxin! (нажимает кнопку «Нейротоксин»)
Wheatley’s… my… cooore!
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