THREE LITTLE PIGS
Characters:
NAFF-NAFF
SNUFF-SNUFF little pigs
NIFF-NIFF
BIG BAD WOLF
AUTHOR
SCENE I:
Three LITTLE PIGS are sitting under an oak-tree.
NAFF-NAFF (standing up and coming forward); Hello boys and girls! I am Naff-Naff.
SNUFF-SNUFF: I am Snuff-Snuff,
NIFF-NIFF: And I am Niff-Niff.
{Together): We are three merry little pigs. {Dancing round the tree and singing.)
Who’s afraid of Big Bad Wolf,
Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf,
NAFF-NAFF: Now, stop dancing and listen to me.
SNUFF-SNUFF and NIFF-NIFF stop dancing and singing.
NAFF-NAFF: Winter is coming. In winter Big Bad Wolf is very hungry. We must make a house and live there together.
NIFF-NIFF: Oh, no! Winter is not coming. We have time to play and sing!
NAFF-NAFF: As you like. I shall go and make a house. {Goes away.)
SNUFF-SNUFF: I shall go and make a house, too. {Goes away.)
NIFF-NIFF: Then I shall go and make a house, too. (.Goes away.)
AUTHOR (coming forward): Niff-Niff is making a house of grass. Snuff-Snuff is making a house of sticks. And Naff-Naff is making a house of bricks.
NIFF-NIFF {comes dancing and singing):
I have made my house of grass, House of grass, house of grass.
SNUFF-SNUFF {comes dancing and singing); I have made my house of sticks, House of sticks, house of sticks.
NAFF-NAFF {comes with a big hammer in his hand): My house is not ready yet. I must go and finish my house of bricks. Good-bye.
NIFF-NIFF and SNUFF-SNUFF {dancing and singing): We are not afraid of Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf.
WOLF {coming): I am hungry. Oh, I can see two nice little pigs. Hal Ha!
The WOLF runs after them,
AUTFIOR: But he cannot catch the little pigs. They run to their houses very quickly.
Curtain.
SCENE II:
There are a grass house in the centre of the stage and a stick house in the
Left corner. BIG BAD WOLF sees the little house made of grass and laughs.
He blows and blows and he blows the house down. NIFF-NIFF runs to
SNUFF-SNUFF'S house. BIG BAD WOLF runs after him.
WOLF: I’ll catch you, silly little pig!
NIFF-NIFF {to Snuff-Snuff): Your house is bad, too. Let's run to Naff-Naff. His house is made of bricks.
WOLF {running after them): Now I'll catch you, little pigs.
The PIGS run away. The WOLF runs after them.
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SCENE III:
A large nice room in NAFF-NAFF'S house. A table in the middle of the room. There are three chairs round the table. NAFF-NAFF is sitting at the table and reading a book. Suddenly he hears a knock at the door. He stands up, goes to the door and opens it. His two little brothers run into the room.
NIFF-NIFF: Oh, brother, save us!
SNUFF-SNUFF: Big Bad Wolf wants to eat us up.
NAFP-NAFF goes to the door and locks it,
NAFF-NAFF: Don't be afraid. My house is made of bricks.
A loud knock at the door, NIFF-NIFF and SNUFF-SNUFF hide under the table.
WOLF: Open the door or I shall blow your house down!
AUTHOR: Big Bad Wolf blows and blows. But he cannot blow the house down. So he goes away.
THREE LITTLE PIGS:
We are not afraid of Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf. We are not afraid of Big Bad Wolf. Big Bad Wolf, no!
Curtain.