Tongue-twisters

What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

She slits the sheet she sits on.

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

A twister of twists once twisted a twist. and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist. now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

Red lolly, yellow lolly.

I am a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants. I am the best mother pheasant plucker, that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

Knapsack strap.

Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval.

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Great gray goats

Whenever the weather is cold. Whenever the weather is hot. We'll whether the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

One smart man, he felt smart. Two smart men, they both felt smart. Three smart men, they all felt smart.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock or some joker who is slicker is going to trick you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill as sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they'd rather sleep in thistles Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

She sees seas slapping shores.

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

I'm not the fig plucker, nor the fig pluckers' son, but I'll pluck figs Till the fig plucker comes.

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. But do not buy too big a toboggan! Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Si six scies scient six cyprès, six cent scies scient six-cent cyprès.

Le chasseur sachant chasser sans son chien, est un bon chasseur

Dans ta tente ta tante t'attend.

Le ver vert va vers le verre vert Cinq chiens chassent six chats.

Elle est partie avec tonton, ton Taine et ton thon.

Trois petites truites crues.

Pruneau cuit, pruneau cru

Ce ver vert sévère sait verser ses verres verts.

Les chaussettes de l'Archiduchesse sont-elles sèches, archi-sèches?

Santé n'est pas sans t, mais maladie est sans t.

Mon père est maire, mon frère est masseur.

Ces cerises sont si sûres qu'on ne sait pas si c'en sont.

Gros gras grand grain d'orge, tout gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisé, quand te dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriseras-tu? Je me dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgeriserai quand tous les gros gras grands grains d'orge se seront dé-gros-gras-grand-grain-d'orgerisés.

Un dragon gradé dégrade un gradé dragon.

Je suis ce que je suis et si je suis ce que je suis, qu'est-ce que je suis?

Au pied de cet arbre vos laitues naissent-elles?

Le blé s'moud-il ? L'habit s'coud-il?

Oui l'blé s'moud, l'habit s'coud.

Pauvre petit pêcheur, prend patience pour pouvoir prendre plusieurs petits poissons.

Dans la gendarmerie, quand un gendarme rit, tous les gendarmes rient dans la gendarmerie.

Pourquoi les alliés ne se désolidariseraient-ils pas.

Rat vit riz, Rat mit patte à ras, Rat mit patte à riz, Riz cuit patte à rat.

Cette taxe fixe excessive est fixée exprès à AIX par le fisc.

Cinq chiens chassent six chats.

Il était une fois, un homme de foi qui vendait du foie dans la ville de Foix. Il dit ma foi, c'est la dernière fois que je vends du foie dans la ville de Foix.

Foix est une ville dans le Pyrénées

Le général Joffrin nous dit: A Toul, ai perdu mon dentier.

En général j'offre un outil à tous les pères du monde entier.

Citation de Romain Bouteille dans "Des boulons dans mon Yaourt" au café de la Gare.

Trois petites truites crues