Военные анекдоты (элемент военного перевода)

MILITARY JOKES

Neighbour: “Have you a bottle opener?”

Mrs Sarge: “ Yes, but he’s away on maneuvers”

A boss is a man at the office who is early when you’re late and late when you’re early.

“Keep on fighting, boys!” cried the general.

“Never say die! Don’t give up till your last shot is fired! When it is fired, then….run” continued the general.

“I’m a little lame, so I’ll stars running right now” said the soldier.

At US Army Intelligence school after a lecture an instructor asked his class:

• So what phrase is most often used in the intelligence service, Cadet Smith?

• I don’t know, - answered the Cadet.

• That’s right, - approved the instructor.