The British Tourist

British tourists have little time or interest in culture. They are usually too busy sleeping off a hangover, going red by the pool or preparing themselves for another night of non-stop drinking. Occasionally, British tourists will go to a local market to buy some tacky souvenirs for their friends back home. Typical gifts include buckets with " I love Corfu" on them, T-shirts with " I Did it in Benidorm" on the front or son hats with " Get It Here" on the top.

British tourists have unique ideas on fashion. Basically, the less the better. Young men often wear Union Jack boxer shorts, a handkerchief on the head, cheap sunglasses, trainers, vests and a lovely layer of bright pink skin. Women wear Hawaiian skirts, tight-fitting tops and dyed hair. They wear mini-skirts and bras to go out at night.