Conversation between husband and wife. dear – дорогая(ой)/deer - олень |
Husband: Oh, my dear did you see deer? Wife: Oh my dear, I can see very well. What’s up? Husband: Oh, my dear! I mean, did you see deer? Wife: Oh my dear, I have good eyesight. What’s wrong with you? Oh my god! |
The conversation between husband and wife while sleeping; hear - слышать/here - здесь |
Husband: Oh, my dear! Can you hear? Are you here? Wife: Oh my dear, I can hear but I am not here? Husband: Oh, my dear! Why aren’t you here? Wife: because my dear, I am in a sweet dreams planet |
Conversation between a psychologist and a passerby to die - умирать/dye - красить |
Passerby: Sorry! Can you help me? Psychologist : Yes, please Passerby: Just I want to dye/die. I am looking for a specialist near here. I am lost Psychologist : Yes, please if you want to die/dye. You have found a right specialist. It’s me. I will help you to recover Passerby: What!? But…..but……I am……healthy! Psychologist : Yes, I see……it’s first symptom to want to die/dye |
Conversation between 2 friends; flower - цветок/flour - мука |
Friend 1: Can you give me some flower/flour? Friend 2: Yes, What kind of flower/flour do you like? Friend 1: What??? I don’t know any kind of flour/flower, just I want to make a pie. Friend 2: O yes, I can give you a bunch of flowers and some flour for your pie. Can you taste me? Friend 1: Yes, sure! Come to my place tonight. |
Conversation between mother and son in the kitchen; can – мод глагол, могу, умею/can – консервная банка |
Son: Can you give me can? Mother: Yes, I can. What? Son: Can you give me can? Mother: Yes, I can. But what? Son: I say, can you give me that can? Mother: Yes, I see. Next time say a can, not just _can! |
6.Conversation between 2 friends; tail - хвост/tale - сказка |
Friend 1: Listen! My granny’s tales/tails are so nice! Friend 2: Are you kidding?! What about your parents’tails/tales? Friend 1: My parents have no tales/tails, but anyway I love them very much. Friend 2: What about you? Do you have tales/tails? Friend 1: Unfortunately I have no tales/tails, but I would love to have! Friend 2: OOO my God! Whom am I speaking? |
7.Night club; Conversation between a miner and a guard; miner - шахтер/minor - несовершеннолетний |
Guard: Hello! How old are you? Miner: Hello! I am big enough, I am a miner/minor Guard: I am sorry if you are a miner/minor you are not allowed to enter our night club. Miner: Why not? I am a miner/minor Guard: Sorry! I can’t help you because you are a miner/minor. When you will grow up you will come here. Miner: What?! Are you kidding??? |
8. In the yard: Conversation between 2 schoolboys; principal - директор/principle – принципы,правила |
1 schoolboy: Hi! How are you? 2 schoolboy: Hi! Ok! What about you? 1 schoolboy: I am ok, too. By the way, how is your school? 2 schoolboy: very well, my principal/principle is good 1 schoolboy: Really? What kind of principals/principles do you have? 2 schoolboy: I only have one principal/principle. She is very kind! 1 schoolboy: What?! Are you kidding??? |
9. Conversation between 2 friends; to lie – лежать. врать |
Friend 1: Hi! Friend 1: Why are you lying? Friend 1: I mean, why you are lying on the bed now. Are you ill? Friend 1: Yes, you are right. The word to lie has 2 meanings: to be on the bed and not to tell the truth. | Friend 2: Hi! Friend 2: I am never lying! Friend 2: O sorry! I mean I never lie and like telling the truth. | |
10. Conversation between 2 friends; to dye - красить/die - умирать |
Friend 1: Hi! Friend 1: How is your hair/hare? Friend 1: Are you going to dye/die it? Friend 1: just to be nicer. It seems to me you have been tired lately. You should dye/die your hair/hare | Friend 2: Hi! Friend 2: My hair/hare is good. Friend 2: What??? What for? Friend 1; Are you kidding??? OOO! I understood, what you mean! So I say you, my hair is nice and my hare is nice too! | |
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