Театральная постановка по английскому языку "Алиса в стране чудес" (A mad tea party)

Театральная постановка по английскому языку

"Алиса в стране чудес" (A mad tea party)

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A mad tea party.

– Hello, my name is Alice. I follow the White Rabbit down the rabbit house. Oh, What is it? It is a cat. It is a strange cat. He is sitting on a bough of a tree and grinning.
Alice: Hello! You are…
Cat: Yes, I’m Cheshire cat!
Alice: Would you  tell me, please, where am I ?   And what is the way?
Cat: Well… That depends a good deal on where you want to get to…?
Alice: What sort of people live about here?
Cat: In that direction lives a Hatter and in that direction lives a March Hare. Visit either you like. They are both mad.
Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people.
Cat: Oh, you can’t help that we are all mad here. I’m mad. You are mad.
Alice: I’ve often seen a cat without a smile, but a smile without  a cat…It is the most curious thing. I’ve ever seen in all my life.

Около дома под деревом стоял накрытый стол, а за столом пили чай Мартовский Заяц и Болванщик, между ними крепко спала Мышь-Соня. Болванщик и Заяц облокотились на нее, словно на подушку, и разговаривали через ее голову. — Бедная Соня, — подумала Алиса. — Как ей, наверно, неудобно! Впрочем, она спит — значит, ей все равно.

There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a cushion, resting their elbows on it, and talking over its head. 

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it

March Hare: No room! No room!
Hatter: No room! No room!
Alice: But there is plenty of room.
March Hare: Do you like more tea?
Alice: I didn’t drink tea. So I can’t more tea.
Hatter: Do you like less tea?
Dormouse: Once upon a time there lived 3 little sisters and their names were Elsie, Lacie and Jillie. And they lived in the cup very well.
Alice: Where did they live?
Dormouse: They live in the cup…very well…
Alice: No, they can’t live in the cup…
Dormouse: They were very ill.
March Hare: Take some more tea.
Alice: I didn’t drink the tea. So I can’t have more tea.
Hatter: Well, finish the story…
Alice: But I…
March Hare: What day of the month is in today?
Hatter: Well, Alice what day of the month is in today?
Alice: The fourth.
March Hare: Oh, my watch is two days wrong
Hatter: Have some wine
Alice:  I don’t see any wine.
March Hare: There isn’t any.
Alice: It wasn’t very civil of you to offer it.
Hatter: It is always tea-time. Wake up Dormouse.
Dormouse: I am not sleeping.
March Hare: Tell us story, please.
Dormouse: Well… They were learning to draw in the cup…  Once  upon time…
Alice: (встает и уходит): They are very crazy at any rate…I’ll never go there again…