| CHAIRS The (1)… of the chairs is reserved for the chairman; The (2)… is being kept for the next M. D.; The (3)… is reserved for the Finance Director; And the (4)… (I hope) is for me! First plan When I (5)… on the seven-o-one With the chaps from the firm, we (6)… great fun. We scan the old FT (Financial Times) To check the (7)… interest rates And how the market fluctuates And where our funds should be. And when we’ve filled in 3 Across And made some jokes about the boss, To universal glee, We grab a cab at Charing Cross And (8)… Potters Quay. I’m the top fund manager at Pinchbecks – To be frank, I’m a pretty big cheese; I’m a whizz with unit trusts, and I have got some plans for Dockland. So everything (9)… like a breeze. Second plan When I (10)… Chairman, or M. D., I (11)… a really hostile bid For Barclays or the TSB, And match my rivals quid for quid. And when they say, “He’s off his tree,” I’ll do what all those big boys did, And hit them with a left and right That no one could foresee … Actual plan I thought it was all hunky-dory, (very good) And I felt a most wonderful glow. Then they said they were terribly sorry; They (12)… to let me go. I (13)… of turning consultant, Or living in Paris, or Rome; But at sixty does anyone want me? I might as well sit here at home. |