A minute for a smile

I know an old woman who swallowed:

A fly but I don't know why she swallowed the fly perhaps, she'll die.

A spider but I don't know why she swallowed the spider who wriggled, and giggled, and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

A bird absurd she swallowed the bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.

A cat just fancy that she swallowed the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.

A dog now what a hog she swallowed the dog. She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

A goat she just opened the throat and swallowed the goat. She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.

A cow I don't know how she swallowed the cow. She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.

A horse She is dead of course.